Cat House on the Kings

Cat House on the Kings is a Youtube video about the ultimate cat lady:

Her house is my worst nightmare.  I find the assertion that this place does not smell extremely suspect. Now I probably won't be able to fall asleep until Caturday. 

(From Mefi)

Cats That Look Like Hitler

Cats That Look Like Hitler is a blog devoted to kitlers, or cats that look like hitler.  For example, the kitten above.  That emo kitler is going to pounce all over your Sudetenland.  The authors do a pretty good job of explaining this tomfoolery in the opening paragraph and FAQ, so I'm just going to let them do it.

"Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like 'Sieg Miaow'? If so, this is the website for you."

WHY a website about cats that look like Hitler? Where did the idea come from?
Originally, a Dutchman called Koos Plegt stumbled on the very first Kitler in his hometown of Zwolle in Holland.  Once he'd picked himself off of the floor from laughing, he set up a quick blogsite with other examples of the Kitlerian species to entertain his mates.  I (Paul Neve) saw that blogsite and once I'd picked myself up from the floor laughing, spoke to Koos about collaborating on a proper website devoted to that laudable example of feline prowess, the Kitler.  The result is the CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com you all now know and love.  Or hate.  Koos has unfortunately disappeared into a subspace vortex or something (or certainly he's ignoring all contact) so it's just me all on my lonesome now.

Aren't you glorifying Hitler?
Let's get this straight. Hitler was an arsehole.  Hitler was a disgusting, pus-ridden lump of excrement from the devil's own anus.  Before we go any further, let's just reiterate that.  As such, I think it's entirely appropriate to reduce him to an object of ridicule by comparing his physical appearance and styling to a bunch of fluffy, cute moggies.

I'm digging the curtain-parted hair and the lazy, carefree posture.

Meet Blane, the 5th best kitler. This needs more sieg, less engagement ring.

Great posture Leonardo (#2).  It's very Lion King.

Vostok, the #1 kitler. Bonus points for the armband.

(From my friend Guy, way to go, and LS)

Snuzzy.com

Snuzzy.com is a new animal humor blog edited by Anders, where cute and fuzzy collide. Snuzzy's sole purpose for existing is to sniff out "the funniest Internet pet humor so you don't have to." In other words, they find things you weren't going to look for anyway. Snuzzy claims to gallop out across the cyberwebs and fetch blue-ribbon gut-busting material and drop it on your doorstep, slobber and all, so that you can get your fix when and where you need it. Wow. Yes. I guess they don't hand out blue ribbons every day. This site is almost as trashy as PBR. Almost. To explain the origins of its name, the site "calls in some experts" from urbandictinoary.com to define snuzzy as:

Snuzz·y /’snŭzi/ adj. - primarily pertaining to pets, an adjective that describes the unique quality of being cute and funny at the same time.

If you follow through on that link, you'll notice that the word snuzzy was entered into UrbanDictionary.com very recently on April 21st, 2008. By AndersP, whose only other contributions to UrbanDictionary.com are the related neologisms "snuzz factor" and "snuzzy." Experts indeed. I'm on to you, Mr. Anders!!!

Snuzzy is heavy on dog and cat entries, probably due to its dogster.com and caster.com roots. It sports an ugly green early-90s corporate carpet motif. Complete with the square swirls. I'll spare you the click through and post the only cool video on the site so far.

The video is titled, "When the Others Don’t Let You Play, Let ‘em Have It!" ... and it's pure genius. I foresee a new wave of macro usage, where whenever someone states something sickeningly sweet on the Interwebs, a barrage of people respond with a single link to this video.

This is everyone's play-by-play reaction when watching the video:

It's pretty much like 2Girls1cup except afterwards, you can still sleep okay at night. Overall, the site itself is extra ugly. Ooooogley. I can't get past the clunky navigation and early 90s color scheme. They have a couple of lolcats and top ten lists, but I don't see the magic yet. Maybe it's one of those things where you have to have a pet to appreciate. D for the site, A for the video. That averages to a C+.

(From Laughing Squid, my friend Xtina)