Thursday, December 18, 2008

Fuck You, Penguin

Fuck You, Penguin is a belligerent site that posts pictures of animals and then tells the reader why said animals are assholes. That's it. That's the entire site. The tone is very Maddox, with a dash of child-like goofyness. 

The author explains it as "A blog where I tell cute animals what's what." Numerous commenters usually jump in in agreement.  

An entry will go something like this:

          "Apparently this photo has been floating around the internet for some time, presumably under the assumption that Fuck You, Penguin would rise to internet dominance and come looking for the anteater. Well, this douchebag's suspicions were dead on, because clearly he thinks he's making heads turn. I mean, seriously, Anteater, what's with the pose? Are you in a sports montage? Or are you mid-clap in an (undoubtedly lame) rendition of "Hey Jude"? You know what, who gives a shit? At least I pick food that doesn't involve sticking my tongue into the ground, you dirty son of a bitch.

Fuck me, anteater? No no, FUCK YOU."


Non-sequitur Bonus: If you order your pizza and looks messed up, this is probably the reason:

At least he got them the pizza in time, right? Gross.

(From: my friend David)

1 comment:

Aleya said...

OMG, THANK you for this site! It;s awesome!