The Internet and what we're going to do with this indeed, Mister.
How glasses change a person, a comparative illustration. ("Get the Respect You Deserve" Ad by Oogmerk Opticians.)
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All links are read, not all links are published. If you made it yourself, it's probably not getting published. To make the hurt go away, I recommend printing it out and posting it on your mom's fridge.