I don't usually do follow-ups, but these parodies have been gathering, and I am afraid. Here are more NOM parody ads (previously featured) with better production values. One from the Colbert Report, and one from Funny or Die. //
Winner lines: Forced to have beards, Abercrombie & Fitch, and hilarious best friends in TV and movies.
The second, less good parody:
A Gaythering Storm by Funny or Die.
(From Kirk and everyone else)